I Wrote a Joke Book in 9 Days and It Became an Amazon Best Seller. The Jokes Weren't Even That Good.

My kids asked me to tell them jokes the other night.

So I did something I haven't done in five years. I walked over to the shelf, pulled down a book I wrote, blew the dust off the cover, and read it to them.

I'll be honest with you, it's not that funny. It's exactly what the title promises. Groan-worthy. My kids still laughed, which either means they have great taste in bad humour or they just love their dad. I'm going with both.

But the part that made me smile that night had nothing to do with the jokes. It was the story behind them.

It Started With the Worst Christmas Gift I've Ever Received

A month before I wrote that book, my parents gave me a joke book for Christmas.

It was bad. Not charmingly bad. Just bad. The formatting was a mess. The jokes were subpar. The only graphic in the entire book was a millennial moustache. Not even a good one.

I remember holding it, thinking someone made money selling this.

Around that same time, I was re-reading The 4-Hour Work Week by Tim Ferriss. If you're a certain age, you know the book. It was basically required reading for anyone who wanted to rethink how they worked and lived. I'd read it before, but I was going through it again, and one question jumped out at me.

How much does an author actually make selling a book on Amazon?

So I did what anyone does at 11pm when they get curious. I went down a rabbit hole.

What I Found Surprised Me

The economics of self-publishing on Amazon are genuinely interesting. You don't need a publisher. You don't need an agent. You don't need a massive following. You need a product, a listing, and the willingness to hit publish.

And that's when it clicked.

The guy who wrote the terrible joke book wasn't successful because his jokes were good. He was successful because he had an idea, did the work, and actually put it out into the world. That was it. That was the whole thing.

He didn't wait until it was perfect. He didn't spend six months talking about it with friends. He didn't let the fear of how it might land keep the file sitting on his desktop. He finished it and shipped it.

I sat there thinking about all the ideas I'd had over the years that never went anywhere. Not because they weren't good enough. Because I never actually finished them. Never let the world decide.

So I made a decision. I was going to take what I'd learned from Ferriss and apply it to writing a joke book. Not because the world needed another joke book. Because I wanted to prove something to myself.

9 Days. Amazon Best Seller.

From the moment I decided to the moment it hit Amazon Best Seller status was nine days.

Now, let me be clear. This didn't change my life financially. I didn't quit my job or pack up and move somewhere warm on the royalties.

But every Father's Day and every Christmas, a little bit of money comes into my account from something I built five years ago and haven't touched since. Passive income from a joke book I wrote in nine days. I'll take it.

That still wasn't the real win.

The Real Win Took Five Years to Show Up

The lesson from that experience wasn't about Amazon. It wasn't about passive income or Tim Ferriss.

It was about what happens when you remove the limitations you've placed on yourself and just ask: what if I tried?

Not knowing exactly what success or failure would look like. No guarantees. No permission from anyone. Just being curious enough to start and humble enough to learn from whatever came next.

That's a muscle. And it gets stronger every time you use it.

The joke book taught me to use it.

Five years later, sitting on the couch with my kids reading groan-worthy puns and watching them giggle, I got to do something that no amount of thinking about writing a joke book would have given me.

I got to show them something their dad actually made. Something tangible. Something real.

I got to say, Dad had an idea. Dad did the work. Dad finished it.

That's the lesson I wanted them to walk away with, more than any punchline in that book.

What Are You Not Finishing?

Most people aren't stuck because they lack ideas. They're stuck because they're waiting. For the perfect moment. For more confidence. For the idea to be fully formed. For the fear to go away.

The fear doesn't go away first. Clarity comes after you start.

You don't think your way into doing. You do your way into thinking clearly.

Whatever you've been sitting on, the business, the content, the project, the conversation you keep putting off, the world doesn't get to benefit from it until you put it out there.

Start imperfect. Ship it. Learn. Adjust.

The joke book wasn't that funny. But it was finished. And finished will always beat perfect.

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