My name is Reality.
That pause was intentional.
Because that’s what reality is.
You made a big decision?
Ready to take on the world?
Guess who is the world?
I am your 10:17 in the morning, I am your 5:32 at night.
I am your indecision.
I am you settling.
I am life.
Every time you don’t believe, I cry tears of joy.
Every milestone you miss, I get stronger.
Every McRib you eat… Ok, I have something against McDonald’s, I apologize.
But yeah, I am your little buddy.
Hanging on your shoulder.
Making your pillow feel comfortable so you sleep in late.
Making that couch feel like your own personal island.
But I don’t do this because I care about you, I do this because I want you to fail.
Because the fact is…
I will be here long after your dead.
But before that happens, I want to make you feel bad about yourself.
I am douchebag.